You Guys See How Jacked Tim Tebow Got?
Did you guys see this? Did you hear about this? Tim Tebow is out here giving a whole new meaning to Gainesville. Jacksonville? More like Jackedsonville. Timmy Teebs is looking all sorts of beefy. The trainers down in Jacksonville are going to have their hands full this minicamp.
Anyway, I still stand by the claim that Tim Tebow is living the best life. Buddy got to be one of the most famous college football players of all time. Went to the NFL. Tried to play some pro baseball. Got paid by ESPN. Now he gets another crack at the NFL and he's jacked as shit. Also--I'm not buying the whole virgin thing either. Tim Tebow was one thousand percent pounding ass in college. Seems like everyone on that Florida team had a dirty little secret they were hiding, and Tebow's was probably that he was slangin' dong left and right.
So you tell me who has had a better life so far. He's made his fame, he's made his fortune, and now he's basically playing in the NFL for fun at this point. How many other people in the world can say that?